Why oh why?!?

Oh dear lord, what have I done? I have become one of those retarded bloggers (not that I’ve actually become mentally retarded, I mean my IQ is too high to qualify me as mentally retarded…I think…I hope). Great, started off on the wrong foot…sorry, let’s start over.

Hi! I’m Warren, and I have things to say so I’m important and everybody who reads this has to listen. Of course, by everybody I mean nobody. Nobody will read this and that is just fine with me. Just the basic IDEA of putting my thoughts out there, even though nobody will see it, is strangely satisfying. Just in writing these first few sentences I can see the appeal of blogging.

There are a couple of reasons I started this. A) I’m a writer(ignore all spelling and punctuation mistakes, I do), and I thought that a mental dump every once in a while would be good to get some of the juices flowing. Dumps feel good, right? So a dump in public should feel better, right? Right? I should probably work on my logic skills. Reason 2) is the election that just happened. It pissed me off, and I needed a place to vent. I won’t vent everything right now, why waste all my material, but I need to put the thoughts somewhere as they land on my mental hard drive.

So I guess this blog really is to just be used as a sort of burn station so I can take my thoughts off my mental hard drive. I need to make room for my Simpson quotes and Baseball stats. I’ve got my priorities.

-Warren